Cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption...
...are injurious to health. It causes cancer.
Cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption...
...are injurious to health. It causes cancer.
Aasu! - Abhimanyu!
I'm very proud of you. - Why?
Some people drive the bike into a lake...
...even if they drink a single beer.
You are driving so well even after drinking shots.
That was my specialty even as a kid.
If you want I can show you a wheel turn.
Why? To break our legs and sit in a wheelchair?
Well said. Well said.
I was mocking you.
Don't act like I was mocking someone else.
Being witty is a talent, buddy.
You should immediately hit a like.
Superb!
Let's go.
Oh no!
What's wrong? Did a dog cut your path?
'He's a psycho. He'll empty our pockets now.'
Sorry, sir. It's a drunk and drive case.
Even if we've done nothing wrong...
...he'll file a false case and ask for a bribe.
Why did you confess and give the bike keys?
No, buddy. He takes money only at the month end.
He's a very good boy, you know.
Hey! Where are you going at this time of the night...
...wearing white clothes and sunglasses?
Come on, show it to him.
What are they opening?
Hunger strike for protesting against girlfriends...
...who leave their boyfriends for no reason.
Association Of Boyfriends Ditched By Girlfriends.
Registration No. 077/2018.
President: V. S. Abhimanyu. - Yes, sir.
Secretary: O. P. Aasu. - Present, sir.
Excuse me. One personal question.
Which brand did you drink?
Nobody cares which brand it is.
A new brand is released each day.
So we've to state the price to buy alcohol.
The one in yellow color, one quarter bottle of that...
...and the final touch... What was that?
Green color. - Beer from a green bottle, sir.
Oh dear! That combination makes you really hungry.
Where will you find food at this time?
Give them the 'Biryani' and water.
Sir! Sir! Are you giving it to us because...
...you won't be able to digest it if you eat so late?
No. I want you to win in your fight.
Who was she, sir?
Manjula. Mani Manjula.
Did you have an affair with her in summer holidays?
No. - Did you see her when you were...
...collecting money from the vendors in the market?
No. - Then who is she?
She's... Tell them.
Sir met her in Whatsapp. She looks very innocent.
She left her husband saying that sir is more handsome.
After that she eloped with a constable...
...saying that he is way cuter than sir.
Sir gets very upset whenever he thinks of Manjula.
My darling, where are you?
Sir, please come here for a minute. - It's okay.
Don't insult it by calling it a love story.
Come on, let's go.
We used up our liquor money to buy white clothes...
...and sat here to do a hunger strike. Will this plan work?
If you want the girls who left us to come back to us and...
...beg us to take them back, hunger strike is the only way.
I don't see the point.
For example, hunger strike for an iron factory...
...hunger strike for a separate state...
...hunger strike for a railway zone...
...hunger strike for a share in the river water...
...hunger strike if a boyfriend leaves...
...hunger strike for no reason at all.
This is the trend these days.
Alright. I can't bear hunger.
If there a way to solve this problem before lunch time tomorrow?
Did you come here to do a hunger strike or binge?
Remove your hand.
Now made a sad face and sit. - A sad face?
I should hit myself for asking you for expressions.
They ate to their fill and went on to do a hunger strike.
Before they had girlfriends in their lives...
...they started AAAA Mobiles as partners.
Today is the 5th anniversary of AAAA Mobiles.
Superb!
"A good day. A wonderful day in fact."
"Flowers bloom..." - Enough of your singing. Just talk.
Sorry, buddy.
I've some important news on this moonlit night.
Our friend Aasu is going to get married.
Congratulations! - Hey, wait!
Aasu's wedding is not fully confirmed.
It is just 50% confirmed right now.
No, buddy. The girls family has agreed...
...to buy me the bike I want. It's fully confirmed.
No, buddy. I've to interview your girl and approve her.
Only then your wedding will be fully confirmed.
They have no other work but to clap without reason.
Stop it.
Excuse me gentle boys and gentle girls.
Hey!
Just because guys like him don't have moustaches...
...don't call them girls. - Sorry, buddy.
Excuse me gentle boys and gentle guys.
My childhood friend Mr. Aasu is going to sing a song...
...about friendship. Take this.
What? Why do you want me to sing? - Just sing.
You are impossible. - He sings very well.
"Who is a friend? Who is a friend? Who is..."
Buddy, you are dragging it too long. I'll sing.
"Hey, man!"
"Who is a friend?"
"The one who shows me a mirror is a friend."
"The one who plays Rummy and loses is a friend."
"Life without a friend is like wallet without money."
"When you have fever..."
"...your friend brings you your favorite medicine."
"Aasu and Abhimanyu always go together."
"They've visited all the bars in the city."
"Who is a friend?"
"He tortures you all day, but you can't do without him."
"When there's danger, he will risk his life for you."
"When you are in love, you tend to forget your friends."
"When your girl ditches you and you have tears..."
"...your friend is there to wipe them."
"Friend, O friend, always be with me."
"Aasu and Abhimanyu always go together."
"They've visited all the bars in the city."
"Who is a friend?"
"Man, you are not a relative."
"Buddy, you don't have any sisters."
"We are always united, but also fight sometimes."
"Taj Mahal is the symbol of love."
"But for friendship, our heart is a temple."
"Aasu and Abhimanyu always go together."
"They've visited all the bars in the city."
"Who is a friend?"
Mom, breakfast!
Coming. Always in a hurry.
Abhimanyu! - Yes?
I shouldn't say this as your mother, but I'm still going to say it.
Eating ten crepes is a bit too much.
Mom! I shouldn't say this as your son...
...but I'm still going to say it.
You've been making crepes for 30 years...
...but you can't make a single one correctly.
That's what I'm saying. Get married and get settled.
When your wife treats you like a dog...
...then you'll know my value.
Shall we go to see a girl tomorrow?
You can see as many girls you want.
Just show me the one who looks like Nayanatara.
You want a girl who looks like a movie star?
You can't be satisfied with a sweet homely girl?
No.
I shouldn't say this as a mother, but I will still say it.
You will never get married in this life. Get lost.
If I don't get married...
...you've to make crepes for me all your life. Make me 2 more.
Okay, okay.
Buddy, you came at the right time. Awesome, come in.
You look very malnourished. Will you eat something?
Do you have anaconda egg and octopus soup?
You are funny.
I'm going to meet my future wife for the first time.
I'll make a bad impression if we go late.
I ate too many crepes, I'm a bit sleepy.
Shall we meet your fiancée tomorrow?
I'll punch your face, and then you can sleep all day.
Shall we go meet the doctor today?
Come on.
Aasu, come here!
At least you get married and give me...
...a grandson or a granddaughter in 10 months.
Mom, he's so fast that he'll get it done in 8 months.
Don't say such things before mom.
I'll give you a grandson in 6 months.
You!
Hurry up.
Are you worried about me interviewing your fiancée?
Don't call it an interview.
Will you give her a job and send her abroad?
It's a romantic meeting, it's called a date.
It's a date if you go out with your fiancée.
But if I come along with you, it's called a test.
This is my life. Please finish your interview fast.
All the best! - Love you, buddy!
I can say those three words and finish the interview.
I can easily do it. But I'll be very sad if you get divorced.
Did you think about that?
So you've already decided to ruin my life.
Nothing will change that. Go ahead.
Did I scare you? Buddy, she got scared.
By the way, I'm Abhimanyu. I'm Aasu's best friend.
I'm sure he said a lot about me on the phone.
He told me nothing.
You didn't tell her anything? - I just called her a couple of times.
Make a grand introduction.
He is my best friend Abhimanyu. - Hello!
We've been best friends from childhood.
We are always together like a cell phone and sim card.
He is a part of my family. - AAAA.
Yes. AAAA Mobiles denote Aasu and Abhimanyu.
That's him. He looks like a caveman but he has a soft heart.
Oh.
Why don't you say anything?
I think she's still scared. - Yes.
This is the just the beginning, there's a lot more to come.
You'll see.
Buddy, you talk to her. I'll go make the arrangements.
Go easy on her.
He's always talking like this.
Don't you get your photos taken in a good studio?
Why?
You look more beautiful in person than in photos.
You are blushing.
Don't bend so low, I got a catch in my neck.
Why did you agree to marry my friend?
Since my personality is like Naga Chaitanya...
I'm talking to her. Tell me.
My parents liked him, so I liked him too.
So if your parents don't like him tomorrow...
...you won't like him too? - Hey!
Please don't say ill-omened things in the temple.
Oh.
So, you are like a lamp that lights up the house.
My friend is like a neon bulb.
Suppose you don't get along with his family...
...after marriage and you end up having a big fight.
Will you both take a separate house or...
...will you adjust and stay in a joint family?
After marriage, his family is my family.
So... I'll adjust and stay in a joint family.
Now another important thing.
When we are sad, when we are happy and...
...even when we are normal, we drink.
Do you have a problem with it?
Why do you want to ask that now? - Tell me, sister.
That's between you and him. I won't interfere in it.
Aasu, your fiancée is superb. You should marry her.
You have all qualifications to marry my friend...
...because you got 100 marks in my interview.
Enjoy yourself.
I was worried that you'll fail the test.
I'm so glad that you passed.
What interview? What is he talking about?
I can marry you only if you pass his interview...
...otherwise I can't. We don't have any problem now.
Let's get married, darling.
The garland is falling off.
Get your hands off me.
Gautam, what's wrong with you?
Why are you standing with your wife? Come here.
Let me wipe your face. You are sweating.
Enough now. Go away. - Why are you so angry?
Buddy, are you in the mood for romance?
Oh God! - I have to get to work.
Wait a minute. - Here's 1,500 rupees.
The auspicious time is here. - See you, auntie.
Okay. - Aasu, give me money.
All the boys are waiting.
How can you ask me money during my wedding?
You won't give if I ask nicely. - Hey...
My darling friend. Thank you, sister.
Blow the trumpets.
Congratulations! - Thank you.
All the best, buddy. Don't forget what I told you.
I'll try my best. - Wait a minute. Stand here.
Who are you? - Hey!
Maybe he has to wash his wife's clothes.
Buddy, a special gift for you. Only you should open it.
Please don't give it to sister.
Why can't I open it? - You don't have that right.
We are married now. How can I not have the right?
I'll open it. - Listen to me. You can't open it.
Please. - I'll open the gift.
I said no. Please listen.
Darling, I think he filled it with paper bits. An old trick.
Ask him to give it to me.
Give it to her. She has the right to open it.
No, don't let her open it. - Don't say anything.
She has the right to open it.
What will happen? Open it, darling.
Man, it's awesome! Superb!
I like it! It's an awesome gift!
It's awesome, right? Right?
Wait a minute.
Look there!
"It's the first night. A special night."
Darling...
Usually a girl's cheeks turn pink when she blushes.
But my darling's nose turns pink when she blushes.
It is your friend's fault.
Who gives that as a wedding gift?
He prepared it for me. Why did you open it, darling?
My name is not darling, it is Seema.
That is for others, but for me you are my darling.
Do you want us to spend the night talking like this, darling?
Will you call me baby, darling, honey all night?
I understood. Let's start.
Lights. - Okay, I'll switch them off.
Wait, I'll switch them off. Sit here.
Hey...
It's not so easy, darling. Go switch off the light.
Then you can taste me. Go.
Now nothing can stop us from consummating our marriage.
The stage broke down before the play started.
Darling!
How is the stomach?
Looks like an air bag in a car that met with an accident.
I'm talking about yours, not mine.
Sorry, sir. I'm okay. Can I get a discharge today?
I have a lot of work to do.
You can go home today, but you shouldn't...
...bend down for anything for 10 days.
Doctor? Can't I bend down to wear my underwear?
He will be alright in 10 days? That's awesome, doctor.
You scared us by talking of a disc break or something.
I thought it will take him many years to get well.
Awesome, doctor! Thank you!
Okay, let's go.
Man, you are very lucky. I'm glad it's nothing serious.
You are lucky because you escaped with a small injury.
Stop your nonsense! I'm so angry that...
No, don't strain yourself. The disc might break.
Sister, I wouldn't have broken the cot...
...if I had known that he is so weak.
Anyway, don't worry, buddy. This is for the good.
You can use this time to get to know each other.
Then you can go to Araku for your honeymoon.
I'll bear the expenses. Okay?
Doctors will say that he'll be fine in 10 days or 15 days.
But you need to do your part.
Give him mutton soup every day to regain strength.
I'm very sad. I need to have a couple of beers to cheer up.
Darling, even though I broke my disc, I'm still cheerful.
But look how sad he is. He is always doing funny things.
Funny things? He broke our cot on our first night together.
Is that funny to you?
Doesn't he have any sense?
Doesn't he know how to act when he meets a girl for the first time?
He scared me in the temple that day.
Since I was going to marry you, I should interview you.
Who is he to do that?
He smashed my nose with that gift.
He broke the cot on our first night together.
Enough! I can't take it anymore!
I don't know what you'll do...
...but I don't want him to be your friend anymore.
Darling! It's not as easy as you say.
We have been best friends from childhood.
And he calls you sister with so much affection.
Ugh! I don't want a brother like him.
My blood boils with anger when I see him.
Don't say that.
Will you stay away from him or not?
Darling, give me some time please.
Okay. I'll give you 6 months time.
If you don't get rid of him by then, I'll divorce you.
Divorce? - Another important thing.
We won't be intimate until then.
No kisses too. - Darling! Darling! Darling!
So you didn't consummate your marriage?
Go announce it to the whole city.
So you didn't consummate your marriage? - No.
Didn't you use the night lamp that I gifted you?
How can I use the night lamp if all the lights are on?
We haven't switched off the lights after that.
Why are you reminding me again?
Sorry, buddy. I spent 750 to buy that lamp. Total waste.
Do one thing.
Call Abhimanyu and tell him you are not friends anymore.
We are not friends anymore. Put the glass down and leave.
What are you talking about? - He's not my drink buddy like you.
Ever since we were little kids, we've shared everything...
...we studied together, failed in the exams together...
...we grew up together and we are still together.
How can I suddenly tell him...
...that I don't want to be his friend anymore?
I can't do that.
If friendship is important to you, divorce your wife.
Do you want to divorce my wife and live alone?
You want both your friend and wife. Do one thing.
Wear saffron clothes and go on a pilgrimage.
At least God will bless you.
I thought you were a smart friend. I thought you'll help solve my problem.
But you are suggesting that I become a sage.
Buddy, there's only one way to solve your problem.
Then tell me quickly, or else that way will get closed too.
Just as you and I are married, he should get married too.
Say it again.
If he falls in love with a girl...
...she will wrap him around her little finger.
After a few days she will tell him to stay away from you.
What if she doesn't? - Make sure that she does.
If you manage to do that, you can escape.
Otherwise, you will remain a bachelor all your life.
I'll use every weapon in my arsenal to find a girl for him.
Senseless fellow!
Just look at your face! Don't you have any sense?
Did you think about that poor girl?
So, you want me to neglect Abhimanyu?
Listen to me. Thinking about Abhimanyu is useless.
Mom! What's wrong with you?
Why are you scolding this poor boy?
What else should I do?
Tell him.
I saw your father in a dream last night.
You saw my dad in a dream?
Dead ones come in dreams, not in taxis.
Well said. Very funny. - Hey!
What did he say? - He slapped me so hard...
...that it left a print on my face.
You are happily married but my son is alone.
Why didn't you think about getting him married too?
He held me by my shirt collar and confronted me.
I felt so ashamed. - What happened after that?
My grandfather sneezed and I woke up.
Maybe he came to wish you on your marriage.
I've taken the decision. I'll send my wife to her parents.
The day you get married and bring your wife home...
...I'll ask her to come back to me.
How can you do that to your wife...
Hey! Why are you beating him?
You should be beaten up.
I've been begging you to get married but you didn't listen.
Now his marital happiness is in your hands.
I shouldn't say this as a mom but I will still say it.
You are a... - Mom, I'll get married.
Yes! Let's go.
Where are you going?
We'll go to a matrimonial site and select one girl from each state.
You can choose your daughter in law from them.
Buddy, someone who looks like Nayanatara.
Many such girls are waiting. Take mom's blessings.
God bless you!
Bye, mom. - Go safely.
Happy Marriage.Com.
Marriage brings happiness, right? Every day...
Remove your hand. Remove it.
One sec, I'll call you back.
Hi.
Hello! I'm Kaushalya.
Welcome to Happy Marriage.Com. How may I help you?
Actually... -Wait a minute. I don't want a girl.
I'm leaving. - What's wrong?
They choose the prettiest girl to be the receptionist.
She is like a monkey, imagine how the other girls will be.
It doesn't matter how the Menu Card is.
The dishes inside are more important.
Moreover, she is a broker.
Just ignore her. The actual beauties are inside.
Sorry for the delay. He is my friend Abhimanyu.
Show us a few girls that will attract his attention.
No! We can't show you any photos immediately.
First we need to go through many formalities. After that...
No, no, wait. I know about all you formalities.
We are not going to escape once we find a girl.
If we like a girl, you will get your commission.
Sir, I meant... - No, we won't give you any money before that.
It's not that. There is a lot of work to do.
We need to create a profile, register it, and then pay. Please have a seat.
Our customer care executive will be with you in a minute.
Have a break.
"What is happening to me?"
"What is this strange feeling in my heart?"
Buddy, I don't expect much from my life.
I just want a wife who looks like Nayanatara.
Do you think Nayanatara is a common girl?
Don't you want anyone like Rakul Preet Singh...
...Kajal or Tamannaah?
Kaushalya, who is the client?
Right there.
Abhimanyu? - Yeah.
Hi. - Hi.
Aishwarya Balakrishna. Customer care executive.
Welcome to Happy Marriage.Com. Please come in.
Yeah, we are coming.
It would've been better if you said it out aloud.
Can I use this room?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you. Have a seat.
Please have a seat.
Sir, can you give me your resume?
Resume? I don't like jobs at all. I'm allergic to them.
You are allergic?
Skin allergy.
I'm not offering you a job in my office.
I want it to find a girl for you.
There's no need for that. I already found a girl.
So why did you come here? I found her after coming here.
What are you talking about?
I saw her just now but I feel like I've known her all my life.
What do you mean?
I met her just now but I want to spend my life with her.
How's my poem?
You should be saying this to your girlfriend on a beach...
...not in my office. What do you want?
I love you so much. - Huh?
I want to marry you.
I've decided to marry you. If you say yes...
...we can finalize a date.
How dare you! - Did you say I love you?
I'm working right now. I can't talk about personal matters.
Come and meet me at 5 in the evening.
We can discuss everything in detail.
Take half a day leave saying that your grandmother died.
Then we can sit in the coffee shop and leisurely talk.
I took leave last week saying that my grandmother died.
Oh I see.
Okay then, we'll meet in the evening.
I hope you will give me a positive answer.
Definitely.
Definitely positive. Can you please go now?
Aishwarya Balakrishna! - Yes?
No please and sorry between us. Only...
See you soon.
Good afternoon, sir! - Good afternoon!
Buddy, why didn't you come with me?
You!
You begged me to come with you but I refused.
It is my fault.
Good joke, buddy. Good joke.
Get your hands off me. What happened after that?
Did they show you any girls, did you like anyone?
Did I like someone? Actually I proposed to someone.
What? You proposed to a girl after seeing her photo?
Maybe they altered some old lady's photo.
Not an old lady. Aishwarya.
Who? That fair girl from the marketing department?
But she doesn't look like Nayanatara.
Nayanatara? Who is she?
Huh? If you don't recognize Nayanatara anymore...
...your life is on a roll, buddy.
So, what did the girl say?
We are meeting at 5 in the evening.
In your words, it's a romantic meeting called a date.
Buddy, you are going to meet a girl for the first time.
Don't go empty-handed. Take a gift for her.
Okay. Shall I take a cup and saucer set?
Why? Will you both open a tea stall? Idiot!
When you meet a girl, it has to be a romantic gift...
Yes. Give her Taj Mahal.
Taj Mahal? Why?
Why? Taj Mahal is a symbol of love.
Oh. - Girls love it.
I love it too.
That girl should like you.
Wear those sunglasses.
Set your hair in spikes. Wear smart clothes, good shoes.
Stand confidently before her...
Aasu. - Abhimanyu.
Aasu. - Now go. Go.
I should fix a date for my first night.
How dare him! He came as a client and proposed to me.
He came here for a marriage proposal and proposed to you?
Aishwarya Balki!
Balki? - Hi! Hi!
Usually guys like to shorten their girlfriends' names.
But he shortened your dad's name too.
He's really different just like you said.
Shut up and come with me.
Why are you walking away as if you didn't see me?
Who are you?
You were just talking about him to me.
Why are you asking him who he is? - You have superb tuning skills.
From now on I'll call you Tuner Kaushalya.
Shake hands with me. - Thank you.
Nice to meet you. - That's enough.
What do you want? - I proposed to you...
...but you didn't reply. So I came here to find out...
I don't like you at all. So stop wasting your time with me...
...and find another girl.
You said you'll give me a positive answer...
...you can't give a negative reply now.
I meant a positive reply for me, not for you.
Oh. - Yes.
Okay, forget it. Past is past. At least accept this gift.
I don't want it. Let me go. - Aishwarya Balki!
You'll be mesmerized if you open this gift.
After that you will fall in love with me.
That's how special it is. Open it.
Oh. I'll be so mesmerized with this gift...
...that I will fall in love with you?
That's how special it is? - Yes.
Give it here. Let me see.
Be careful.
Taj Mahal tea powder?
What is this? - Taj Mahal. The symbol of love.
I know girls love it. My friend told me.
What's so funny? - Don't laugh.
He gift wrapped Taj Mahal and brought it for me.
I will kill you if you laugh at him.
If you are laughing so much, you already like me.
My friend told me that as well.
Are you free now?
Yes.
Can we go out please?
I told you you'll be mesmerized with this gift.
That is the real power of Taj Mahal.
"Who cares about bonds and relatives?" - Hi!
"I don't even worry if there is no food."
Where are you?
The subscriber you are trying to call is busy right now...
...in an auto. Please try again later.
Otherwise simply Whatsapp.
Understood. You mean you are busy with your girl.
You are going on a date after the first meeting?
Enjoy yourself.
Our friend. He is the one who suggested that...
...I should give you Taj Mahal as a gift. He's a genius.
Yes, I understood that when I saw the Taj Mahal.
You are genius. - Yes, that's true.
By the way, where are we going?
Coffee shop? - No.
Restaurant? - No.
Mall? Theater? Park? Beach? - No, no, no, no.
Then where is she taking me?
There is no one at your place. So we are going there, right?
What? - Is it a flat or an individual house?
There's no doubt about it. You are too intelligent.
I've been like that ever since I was a kid.
Thank you.
I thought you were taking me home. Instead you brought me to a museum.
I'll tell you. Come with me.
But I thought you were taking me home.
I'll explain. Come on. - Just a minute, madam.
How can you do this, madam? - What?
How can you both go inside without buying a ticket?
Why are you doing this? - What?
How can you stop IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishna?
IAS officer? Sorry, madam. Please go.
What? It is wrong to tell lies... - Take sir with you.
It's okay. Just ignore it. Come on.
Hello! Museum is closing.
You can go to the beach to spend time together.
Okay, let's go to the beach. - Hello! Do you know who I am?
Sir! She's an IAS officer, sir. - What?
IAS officer, sir.
Madam! - IAS officer, Aishwarya Balakrishna.
Archeology Department.
Mutual funds are subject to market risks. Please read...
...the offer document carefully before investing...
...or, I'll transfer you. - No water forest.
Sir? - A forest where there is no water.
Oh no! Sir! Madam! Please go in.
Come.
Wow! This is the right place. Come.
I came here when I was in school.
Come.
Give me the Taj Mahal. - Why?
What's the matter? - One second.
Thank you.
Rare species. Why did you put this in my neck?
I'll explain. Give me a pose.
Not good. Like this.
Okay.
Can I smile? - Of course.
You look awesome. Now I'll tell you.
When you brought me Taj Mahal tea powder...
...instead of Taj Mahal, you became a rare species.
Oh. - One more thing.
People like you shouldn't be in public places.
You'll get corrupted. - Thank you so much.
Future generations should see you, study you...
...and learn from you.
Please don't go anywhere. - I won't.
Stay right here in this pose in this museum.
Now a selfie. Say cheese.
Thank you. - Okay, bye.
Why is he standing like a broken tree?
Abhimanyu! Someone might take you away...
...thinking that you are a baby dinosaur.
What is this? Rare species!
Who put this board in your neck?
My girlfriend put it in my neck and made me stand here.
You are saying it as if it's a great thing.
No, buddy...
What did you do?
I gifted her Taj Mahal as you said.
She brought me to this place and made me stand here.
Why did she bring you here if you gave her Taj Mahal?
Show me the gift.
What is this? - Taj Mahal.
Buddy, what's wrong?
I asked you to give her a mini sculpture of Taj Mahal...
...but you gave her Taj Mahal tea powder.
If I tell you give her a superb gift...
...will you gift her Super Max shaving blades?
I didn't think of that.
Actually it is not your fault.
I should've suspected it when you said...
...you will give her a cup and saucer set.
Even villagers use internet to become knowledgeable.
Why are you still so naïve?
Well said. Well said. - Stop it.
You'll never be able to fall in love.
Many fathers are eager to get their daughters married.
I'll select one of them and get you married. Come on.
Sorry, buddy. I won't move an inch from here...
...until my girlfriend asks me to.
Did she appoint you as the security guard for second shift?
You idiot! She insulted you and went her way. Come.
Stop. I'll open it and show it to her.
What will you open and what will you show?
I'll open my heart and show it to her. Help me.
Come, let's talk about it while having tea.
Who is it at this hour?
Is IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishna at home?
IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishna?
What are you talking about?
My daughter is not an IAS officer. Aishwarya!
Yes, dad?
Who is she? He thinks you are an IAS officer.
I'll talk to him.
But dear, you failed in your B.Com exams.
I gave them money to give you passing marks.
Dad, please.
What is this, dear? The other day someone called you IPS.
Now this one is calling you an IAS officer.
I don't know why these men are so confused.
Yes, tell me. - Why did you do this, madam?
Hello! Are you mocking me?
What? I'm mocking you?
Madam, you have to come to the museum in 10 minutes.
Otherwise you'll have to go to the police station. Okay?
Oh.
Hurry up. My wife won't take me in if I go late.
Abhimanyu! Abhimanyu! Get up.
Get up, Abhimanyu.
Sir, they are happily sleeping here.
Why are you standing like a statue?
I'm standing like a statue? I should've closed...
...the museum doors at 6 pm and now it is 11 pm.
Speak softly.
Look at them, madam. We've tried waking them up...
...but they are fast asleep holding hands like a couple.
Madam, please send them away.
Otherwise I'll lose my job. I'm a government employee.
Why don't you call the police and file a complaint?
Then we will have to involve you too.
You lied to us that you are an IAS officer...
Okay, okay. You want me to send them away, right?
Yes. - I'll send them.
Abhi!
She's here. She's here. Get up. Get up.
Abhimanyu!
I beg of you. Please leave.
But you said that the future generations...
No generation has to learn anything. Please leave.
Okay, we'll leave. But I have one condition.
Condition? - Buddy, my heart.
You should take us out and give us a treat.
No treat, my heart, my heart.
Oh sorry, I said treat instead of heart.
Just a slip of tongue because of hunger.
After going out he'll open his heart and show you...
...then you should accept him. Deal or no deal?
Deal.
Okay. - Aasu.
Abhimanyu. - Aasu.
Go, go, go.
Okay. Show me what you've got.
We are not talking about a cupboard here.
It's my heart.
Look! Can you see anything?
I saw your heart. But I still don't love you.
When you lovingly called me Abhi...
...I started hearing love music.
Hello! - I insulted you saying that...
...you should be in a museum.
How can you still love me?
If you had insulted me in a rude way, I would've been upset.
But you insulted me in a very sweet way.
That's why I love you.
You think I insulted you in a sweet way?
Yes.
Only God can save you.
Aish!
I love you.
"Break it down like this."
"Baby! My Angelina Jolie."
"Come into my heart."
"You are my song, baby."
"Baby! I'm the right one for you."
"Baby! We both are perfect for one another."
"Baby! I want us to sing and dance."
"Darling, you are a beautiful garden."
"Every flower wants to bloom like you."
"Darling, you are a violin."
"My heart starts singing when you are with me."
"I'll board the Love Express train and come to you."
"Don't put me on waiting list. Please confirm my berth."
"Baby! My Angelina Jolie."
"Come into my heart."
"You are my song, baby."
"Baby! I'm the right one for you."
"Baby! We both are perfect for one another."
"Baby! I want us to sing and dance."
"Darling, you are a beautiful garden."
"Every flower wants to bloom like you."
"When you come around, you make me lose my mind."
"Lose my mind, girl."
"When you come and talk, I'm losing track of time."
"I'm losing time, girl."
"You walk into my life and you change it."
"You are one of a kind and you know it."
"You are a girl of my dreams, girl."
"You are just perfect for me."
"I'm a local man who likes to have single tea."
"Now I'm searching around coffee shops."
"I'm a rascal who whistles in a movie hall."
"But now I desire to go to a multiplex with you."
"My cell phone ringtone used to be fast songs."
"But now I've changed it to classical music for you."
"Why don't you take notice, baby?"
"Baby! My Angelina Jolie."
"Come into my heart."
"You are my song, baby."
"Baby! I'm the right one for you."
"Baby! We both are perfect for one another."
"Baby! I want us to sing and dance."
"I've lost my speech, please look at me."
"Give me oxygen in the form of your love."
"I follow you around like the hands in a clock."
"Please take pity and touch me just once."
"Shall we build a museum for our love in Vizag beach?
"Marigold baby! I've changed for you."
"Go away, stop pestering me."
"Go away, don't follow me."
"Go away, stop your acting now."
"Go away."
"Go away, stop looking at me."
"Go away, I don't want to hear your love."
"Go away, stop drooling."
"Go away."
"Darling, you are a beautiful garden."
"Every flower wants to bloom like you."
"Darling..."
Oh dear! I don't think we can get a selfie.
King Kong is too fat. - Huh?
Yes. It doesn't fit in the frame.
Shall we ask somebody to click a photo?
Who should we ask?
Me?
Sister, you can have it. - Thanks, brother.
Hi! - How are you, Taj Mahal Abhimanyu?
I'm good, Tuner Kaushalya.
Didn't you bring Taj Mahal tea, Bru coffee...
...Bournvita or Boost?
I brought Phenyle. Do you want to drink some?
Miss Aishwarya Balki! What can I do for you?
Kaushalya. - Yes?
Schoolmate, college-mate, roommate and...
...I'm sure you've heard of table-mate too.
But, did you ever hear about follow-mate?
Follow-mate? What is that?
A person who follows us even after we tell them...
...that we don't like...
...them is a follow-mate - Oh, it's me. It's me.
He's my follow-mate. - Nice to...
He'll do everything for free without any service charge.
For example, taking my bike to the garage.
Recharging my phone. And buying snacks for us...
...when we come to a movie. He'll do anything.
Will he do them for me too?
For you? I'll definitely do it, madam.
Mr. Follow-mate. - Yes, madam.
Click a photo of us with King Kong.
Sure, madam. Do you know how to click a photo?
My friends call me next P. C. Sriram...
We'll keep changing poses and you keep clicking, okay?
Okay, madam.
Okay. - Okay.
Okay. - Not okay.
Why?
Please don't think that I'm being rude.
When taking selfies girls think that they look cute...
...when posing like this... Like this... And like this.
It looks disgusting, madam.
Why don't you try something new?
Because a photo is precious. - Hello!
You are being rude now. Ready.
Now watch.
King Kong madam, move a little closer.
What? - Kaushalya madam...
...move a little closer.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Why are you screaming for a Made in China phone?
Do you think this is a Made in China phone?
It's an iPhone that my dad gifted me for my birthday.
iPhone?
God! What a figure! What hair!
She's like a beautiful statue.
Darn! I can't be with my wife because of him.
I have to do something today to close the distance.
"Your beauty is ripe and fully ready to be harvested."
Tell me. - Buddy, where are you?
I'm not in space. I'm in a supermarket. Tell me.
Actually...
Don't drag the matter like an old lady struggling to breathe.
Come to the point. - Actually, it's about a phone...
Who is it? - Someone I know from KGH.
From this year they started a new package for pregnancy.
They are offering discounts on cesarean deliveries.
What do you say? Should we plan something?
Are you trying to change the topic? - Not at all.
Give me your phone. - Why?
Give it to me.
Abhimanyu!
Save your friend's number with a different name.
Darling! Darling! Darling!
Parrot! - Did you call me?
Oh God!
'This rascal is waiting here.'
Hi, buddy! Hi, sister!
Don't look at him. Let's go. - Hey, stop!
Why are you acting as if you didn't see me?
I've been waiting here to see you.
What's up, sister? How are you? Any good news?
Confirmed. - Wow! She's blushing!
Congratulations, my friend! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
No, it's not that. Now tell me what you came for.
Actually, the thing is...
Come to the point. Don't drag it like the Great Wall of China.
Give me 50,000 rupees.
You are asking for it as if it is just 50 rupees.
Why do you want so much money?
Because of some unavoidable circumstances...
...I accidentally broke my girlfriend's iPhone.
So I want to give her a new iPhone.
Because of some unavoidable circumstances...
...I'll have to beat up my best friend.
So you better leave quickly.
Buddy! Buddy! Hey! If you don't give me money...
...for iPhone, I'll have to be with you all my life...
...as your best friend and as an eternal bachelor.
I'll arrange the money.
Say it with a smile. Smile.
Excuse me, sir. - Come in.
We've mailed the report you asked for.
So we are leaving for home. - Thank you.
Just a minute. Don't you want boxing? Are you not interested?
No, sir. - We watch daily soaps.
Instead of going home and watching daily soaps...
...you should learn some self-defense sports.
It will be very useful to you.
Yes, sir. We want to learn too, but who will teach us?
I'll teach you. Every Sunday one hour.
I'll teach kung-fu, boxing, karate, and wrestling...
...to all our staff members. Free of cost.
Thank you, sir. - Okay. Take care. Bye.
Aishwarya! Our MD was a Major in Indian Army.
And he's a state level boxing champion.
You learn boxing from him.
If Abhimanyu troubles you again you can punch his face.
Hi Abhimanyu!
Hi! - Hi!
Aishwarya madam, I broke your phone.
We opened up a branch here to give you a new phone.
You can choose the one you like.
You can take the table too if you want.
You can use it in three ways.
You can wash your stinking night dresses and dry them on it.
You can spread your hair on it and pick lice from it.
You can put your legs here... Sorry, buddy.
...and cut your nails.
Miss Tuner Kaushalya, you can take one too.
It's okay. - Take it without any shame, auntie.
What did you say? Auntie? - Yes.
How dare you call me an auntie? Do I look like an auntie?
Look at the way I'm dressed up.
I missed the Miss Vizag title by one mark, you know.
Why are you panting like the Kung Fu Panda?
Don't take it if you don't want it. - That's not what I said.
This is a dual-sim phone, right? - Yes.
I'll take this one, thank you.
Don't take one like a diabetes patient taking one sweet.
Take everything you like. Go ahead. - We brought the phones for her.
It's okay.
Later you'll make fun of me saying that I'll drink Phenyl as long as it's free.
I don't want that headache. - Aishwarya...
...if you don't take a phone now...
...I will have to put up shop in front of your house.
Are you threatening me? - Obviously.
Okay. He broke my iPhone, so I'll take the iPhone.
Anyway, thanks.
Excuse me, ladies.
Why are you walking away...
...like people walk away after enjoying the wedding feast?
Who will pay for it? Your dad or her dad?
Will you eat anything that is free even if somebody spits on it?
How is this? Is it good?
Hey, they are already sold. Keep them with you.
Why are you humiliating me before my girlfriend?
You said you'll buy a phone.
I said I'll arrange it. I never said I'll pay for it.
Keep it. Keep it. - Why are you playing games with me?
Even if you don't buy a new phone for this fatso...
...at least buy a used phone for my girlfriend.
This is a prestige issue for me. - It may be a prestige issue for you...
...but it is a money problem for me. - Excuse me.
Who is that clown in a suit?
Aishwarya! Can I help you? Any problem?
Sir, there's no problem. You carry on.
Sir, there's a problem.
The man in the checked shirt has been torturing her...
...for the past three months in the name of love.
He's pestering her to marry him. That's still okay.
But he's torturing her with a lot of gifts too.
He brings his friend along to support him.
He just mocks us and insults us.
Show them the power of a military man.
They should never dare to come here again.
Why didn't you tell me about it before?
I didn't want to disturb you.
I can't bear it if members of my staff face problems.
Especially in my own area.
How long will it take for you to reach home?
45 minutes, sir.
By the time you reach home, they will be...
...waiting at your doorstep to ask your forgiveness.
Then we have to start before them. Shall we go?
Wait a minute. - Oh no, they are...
Don't waste my time, Aishwarya. - Let's go, Aishwarya.
I have to teach a lesson to these fellows. Rascals.
Wait a minute.
I've never been beaten up by a military man.
You fool! It is not a pleasant experience.
Hey!
Sir...
If you are so badly injured, I wonder how they are.
If the one who beat them up is so badly injured...
...how bad are the ones that got beaten up? Is that your doubt?
Yes. - They are fine.
I couldn't land a single blow.
I couldn't even touch them with my fingernail.
But they...
Sir! Sir, sorry!
He's charging forward like a raging bull.
Sir, please don't.
Buddy, he doesn't know what we are capable of.
Let's show him what we can do.
What can we do, buddy?
Come. Come on.
Sir! We are really sorry! - Let go off my legs. Let go.
Please, sir. We are really sorry.
Buddy, did you hit him?
No, man. Did you hit him?
No. Why is he acting like he got an electric shock?
You can hold my hands and plead with me.
Or you can hold my legs and plead with me.
You can hold me wherever you want.
But please don't hold this Indian Army Major's waist.
Oh. - That's it.
So, that's his weakness. Attack.
Hey, no! - "Should I hold your tiny waist?"
"Should I tickle you, my darling?"
"I can't control my hands when I see your waist."
Don't worry, dear. Don't worry.
If anybody that doesn't know my weakness harasses you let me know.
I'll teach them a lesson.
Take care, sir.
Look, Abhimanyu! There's a limit for everything.
You tickled my MD and sent him to the hospital.
If you are planning to tickle me... I don't like it.
I'm warning you. If you continue to torture me in this manner...
...I'll start loving you deeply.
Will you stop at loving me, Aishwarya?
Won't you hug me and kiss me?
Will you be happy only with my hugs and kisses?
Are you sure you don't want anything else?
I love you, Aish. - I love you, Abhi.
Disgusting!
I'm telling you. You'll never succeed in life. Get lost!
Buddy, if a guy falls in love, he wants to hug his girl.
But if a girl falls in love, she wants to hit her guy.
She bashed you up like Mary Kom.
And you laughed at her like an award winning actor.
I don't want to cast evil eyes on you both.
Buddy, you made my girl hit me.
When will you make her hug me?
That's why I'm taking you to Duvvada in an electric train.
Yes! - Behave yourself.
What's the plan?
If a man is addicted to drinks and his family...
...doesn't give him money, he threatens that he'll jump into the well.
We'll threaten your girl in the same way...
...to make her accept you. - I didn't understand.
I would've been shocked if you understood it.
Since you didn't understand, I'm sure this plan will work.
Your girlfriend will get in at the next station. Do as I say.
Okay.
Oh God! Hey! Hi, Abhimanyu! What a surprise!
You've started traveling in trains too.
We came in a train. Why are you acting shocked as if...
...we came through a sewage pipe?
Please don't laugh.
This is a serious matter. - Oh God!
My friend... - Buddy, let me try.
I practiced at home. Please. - What?
We won't get bored today.
I will follow you every second.
I won't give up even if I have a heart attack, my love.
They will beat you up with a broken sandal.
Whenever I think about the way you...
...made me wait for 90 days, my heart breaks, my love.
Even though my Nayanatara dreams are shattered...
...your spit on my face is still like that. Still like that.
It's okay, you can wipe it off.
Oh God! Why don't you ever listen to me?
Please don't laugh. Excuse me.
If you don't love my friend even after all this...
...he'll jump from a running train and die.
Hey, buddy.
You might've seen people falling in love...
...but did you see someone falling off a train for love?
You can see it in live action. Buddy, come on.
Why is your plan so cheap?
None of their tricks will work with me.
After a certain point, love becomes cheap.
Only cheap plans work for that cheap love.
Okay, bye.
Bye, buddy.
Come on.
What's wrong?
Nothing. I want to tell her one last thing.
I love you.
I love you so much, Aishwarya.
Do you want to miss out on such an emotional guy?
And if you lose him, you can't even grow a beard.
Think about it.
Okay. On the 11th day after his death...
...come home and eat to your satisfaction.
Buddy, go on.
No, please.
Why? - Will you do as I say or not?
I will do it if you say that you love me.
First promise me that you'll not jump.
Okay. Mother promise.
Thank God! - Yes!
Did you see that? Our plan worked.
I'm ready for the wedding feast.
All my ideas are brilliant. - Ready. Ready.
It will be good if you jump now.
Come, Abhimanyu. Come.
If you had jumped before...
...you would've escapes with minor scrapes and injuries.
But there's a bridge coming up.
If you jump off then, you will definitely die. How's my plan?
What a criminal brain! - Yay!
Just because your name is Aishwarya...
...you think you're Aishwarya Bacchan?
Buddy, no! - Let me speak.
You are an average girl. I want to marry you...
...and give you a good life.
You are missing this golden chance.
I'm missing a golden chance? What the hell?
What hell? Until today you've rejected me saying you don't like me.
But now I'm rejecting you. I don't like you at all.
I hate you so much. - You are rejecting her?
You know what you're doing?
Yes. Does she think there are no beautiful girls in our state?
If not for Aishwarya, I'll find a Deepika.
What if there is no Deepika?
Rakul Preet Singh, Kajal, Tamannaah...
...there are so many girls. I'll find someone.
Hey! He's very angry. He will be fine after a cup of coffee.
Hey! Wait a minute.
How will you fulfill your dad's dream if you give up like this?
I'll find a more beautiful girl than her and marry her.
I don't care how many years it will take me.
I swear on your future son.
"My dreams are shattered."
"There is a twist in the story."
"There is nothing left for me but tears."
What should we say for this afternoon?
Good afternoon!
I meant what we should do for lunch.
Do you think you came here to enjoy a feast?
Why are you always talking about food?
We are on a hunger strike.
I don't care. I want to eat 'Biryani.' - Hey! You...
Look at them. They are not here for money or alcohol.
They are here for love, for a common goal.
They are from Icchapuram to Thada to support us.
They came from Adilabad to Alampur to support us.
They have been sitting here without food from morning.
Is it fair for you to demand for 'Biryani'?
Sorry, buddy.
I already ordered 'Biryani.' It is on the way.
Sacrifice will make us great.
Yes. Sacrifice will make us great.
Sacrifice will make us great.
Who is the CB for?
Take it. - Who is the MB for?
Sir. - Take it.
We can work only when we eat.
Who is he? I'm hungry and he handed me a bouquet.
His name is Sultan Bhai. He chops veggies in a hotel.
He's the sleeper cell of our association.
Sleeper cell? - Yes, not a secondhand cell.
You might've heard about Chicken 'Biryani' and...
...Mutton 'Biryani,' but did you hear about Bouquet 'Biryani'?
Bouquet 'Biryani'? - Yes.
CB stands for Chicken 'Biryani.'
And MB stands for Mutton 'Biryani.'
Don't sniff so hard. The egg will come out.
Let's go to a quiet corner. - Buddy!
As a leader, I'll say some encouraging things to them.
Young men who came like a mighty wave!
You are like strong pillars for our society.
As your leader... - It will become cold.
Let's take a small break. - Let's go.
Buddy, I need to ask you something important.
What? Do you have acidity? You want ginger soda?
No. They all are sleeping with empty stomachs.
We are happily sleeping with full stomachs.
What's the difference between them and us?
The difference between a leader and a supporter.
I didn't understand.
A man who shaves his head for a leader is a supporter.
The man who deceives his supporters is a leader.
But that's wrong.
What is wrong? On a leader's birthday...
...50 goats and 100 chickens lose their lives.
Do we mourn their death?
You still have to learn the bitter truths of life.
For that you shouldn't be Abhimanyu.
You should be Chanakya.
Chanakya? Who is he?
"Chanakya! Chanakya! You have cast a spell on me."
"You have made me pine for you."
"My heart is yours, I love you, darling."
"I'm saying this from my heart, I love you, my darling."
"Shower your love on me."
"My body is aching for you."
Darling! Don't be so strict like a drill master.
If I want a good future, I have to be strict now.
You have a brilliant future, my darling.
If you want we can have lots of kids...
...and make a cricket team at home.
I'll get rid of that fellow in one month...
Oh God! I've heard that about one million times.
Why did she go away like she got electrocuted?
I wonder when I can hold my sweet wife's legs...
...and drag her to the bed.
That idiot is responsible for this.
"Say hello to me, my dear."
"I'll be your partner in every crime."
Hit me. Come on, hit me.
Wash your hands and then hit me.
That's the situation between us now.
Sorry, man.
You blocked Nayanatara from me. That's why I got upset.
But you refused to recognize Nayantara that day.
No, buddy. I've decided that we should go to Kerala.
We should search every lane and street...
...until we find a girl who looks like Nayanatara.
If you search on the streets, you won't find Nayanatara.
But dogs will surely chase you and bite you.
Go to Aishwarya, beg her to forgive you...
...and make her accept your love. - Aishwarya?
Who is she? I threw her out of my mind.
She's not a rotten vegetable to throw out. You love her.
You won't understand it like this.
I know how to draw the truth from you.
Here, drink this.
Wait a minute.
What I've understood from your words is that...
...you threw Aishwarya from your mind, right?
Right. - Go ahead.
Now tell me.
I can't say that I threw her out of my mind.
But I can definitely say that she threw me out of her life.
Yes.
I can't say that she threw me out of her life.
But I can say that she views me as a clown.
Drink.
She views me as a clown, man.
But I sincerely love that fair girl.
I love you, Aishwarya.
I love you seriously, truly, lovely, luckily...
Men who don't confess when beaten up by the police...
...confess everything after a single beer.
How much do you love her?
I'm fortunate that I met her. I'm really fortunate.
It's me.
In his costumes.
Aasu. - Abhimanyu.
"I've been very lucky. I've been very lucky."
"Her beauty intoxicates me."
"I've been very lucky. I've been very lucky."
"My cute lover is like a fair goddess."
"She trapped me in her soft hands."
"She has wounded me with her eyes."
"When she gives me a sweet smile..."
"...my heart soars in the sky."
"I've been very lucky. I've been very lucky."
"Her beauty intoxicates me."
"I've been very lucky. I've been very lucky."
"My cute lover is like a fair goddess."
"Whisky, brandy and wine have no effect on me."
"But my girl's face lights up the night like a full moon."
"Even though there are other stars, she is the queen."
"I'll win her heart and become the king."
"My bike feels very lucky to take her around."
"When I hold her hand, my shirt collar goes up."
"She glows and dazzles like precious stones."
"She's intoxicating like old wine."
"Her sense of style is like champagne."
"Her words are like strong scotch."
"Even though there are other diamonds, she's the Kohinoor."
"Even though she refuses to accept me, she is my life."
"I've been very lucky. I've been very lucky."
"Her beauty intoxicates me."
"She's a goddess in jeans."
"But she has no pity for me."
"Her arrival is a great honor for me."
"I'm nothing without her."
"My heart was a plain board until yesterday."
"But this fair goddess wrote down a love code on it."
"That's how my love story started."
"I'll be ruined if I can't make her mine."
"Even though there are other diamonds, she's the Kohinoor."
"Even though she refuses to accept me, she is my life."
"I've been very lucky."
Where are we going?
To the mall.
Are we going to watch a movie in the multiplex?
No. We are going to graze buffaloes. - Hey...
By making you drink a single beer...
...I made you confess the love in your heart.
In the same way I will make Aishwarya...
Are you going to buy her a beer too? - No, I'll buy her cigarettes.
Silly joke. Silly joke.
I'm very serious. I'm going to do LSP to unite you.
LSP? - Yes.
Love Standup Planning. - I didn't understand.
You look like a rich landlord, but you are just an idiot.
So let me explain it to you in Telugu.
A plan that will expose love. - A plan that will expose love?
Your girl Aishwarya and her friend Kaushalya...
...came to this mall to enjoy the cool air conditioning.
You go straight to Kaushalya, hug her tightly...
...and say 'I love you' to her.
How will Aishwarya love me if I propose to Kaushalya?
This is where you should learn from me.
In our village, mothers feed small children.
Children throw tantrums and refuse to eat.
Then mothers threaten them that they will give the food...
...to the neighbor's children if they don't eat it.
What do the children do? - They eat it immediately.
We'll use the same formula.
If you go and hug Kaushalya...
...Aishwarya will get jealous and confess her love to you.
It's a brilliant idea.
But what if Kaushalya hits me with her sandal...
...when I hug her and propose to her? Her sandals are thick.
You should learn from me once again.
I already explained our plan to Kaushalya.
Now she's on our side.
Aasu. - Abhimanyu.
Aasu. - Let's go. Let's go.
By the way, where is your hero Abhimanyu?
Don't you want me to live in peace?
Hi, Abhimanyu! - Hi!
What's the matter, Mr. Abhimanyu?
You said you'll find Rakul Preet Singh...
...Kajal and Tamannaah instead of this Aishwarya.
What happened? Why did you come here with a rose?
Don't you have any sense?
Excuse me, madam. Hold on a second.
He didn't come here to get a scolding from you.
We came here for some other work. Go ahead, buddy.
I love you, Kaushalya. I want to marry you.
I love you so much, Kaushu.
Kaushu!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Calm down. You'll break the first floor...
...and we'll land in the parking lot.
Show your happiness without jumping.
You were my second option till now...
...but now you've become my first option.
Congratulations! Please don't make me wait.
My heart called out Aishwarya's name till now...
...but from now on it will call out your name, Kaushalya.
Does your heart call out my name too?
You're like a hill, but my love for you is like a mountain.
I want to love you, marry you, go for a honeymoon...
...and have 12 to 15 chubby babies like you.
Will you marry me, Kaushu? Will you marry me?
I'm so happy that I feel like I lost at least 50 kilos.
Buddy, she lost 50 kilos just with the proposal.
After marriage you can help her to get six-pack abs.
Hey, move aside. - It's okay.
Why is she acting like she's going to kick a penalty goal?
Maybe she'll kick you at the wrong place. Get up.
What is she doing?
I love this idiot. I love this lovable idiot.
Save me. Save me.
She is gripping you like a bear. - Stop it. Stop it, Kaushu.
Foolish girl. He's just trying to make me jealous.
And you foolishly kissed him. Don't you have any sense?
Something is burning. Oh, I see.
Is it because you are jealous of me?
Kaushalya! - Yes, that's my name.
You want all guys to fall for you? You want all the proposals?
You think only you have the right to love?
But I shouldn't do anything.
Look, don't be jealous of me. I'm warning you.
You think I'm jealous of you?
Yes. Since I'm going to get such a handsome husband...
Husband? Oh. - ...you are jealous of me.
You have lost it.
Aishwarya madam!
When I was in love with her, you helped us.
Now I'm in love with you, ask her to help us.
That's right. From now on you will be Tuner Aishwarya. Okay?
Tuner Aishwarya? Pathetic!
My goodness! It was amazing. You totally nailed it.
Buddy, I didn't expect this at all.
You are the best actress after Soundarya.
It was really brilliant acting. - What? You think I was acting?
Why are you talking like a senseless man?
Senseless man? Didn't you tell her about our plan?
No, I wanted her performance to look real.
What are you talking about? - Calm down.
You don't have to be scared of her.
You got a kiss from her and Aishwarya got jealous. Our job is done.
Look, I used you like a pawn for my friend.
Don't be upset. You'll get a XXL boyfriend very soon.
Enjoy with him. Buddy, our plan was successful.
Let's go home. - Okay.
You think you can get rid of me so easily?
You think you can use and throw me?
You rascal! How dare you!
I've always had my eye on you.
I was quiet because you were more interested in my friend.
But now you came here and proposed to me in public.
You have to marry me. - What if I don't?
I'll get CCTV camera footage from the mall...
...file a case on you and take you to court.
What is she saying?
Just because we are quiet, don't think we are weak.
Now listen carefully to me.
We needed your help so we used you.
If you torture my friend again we'll bash you up...
Put that phone down. What are you doing?
Nothing. If I don't get married, I'll send this image...
...to everyone saying that you are responsible for my death.
Thanks. Bye. - Kaushalya sister!
Yes, brother?
The minute you kissed him, you both got engaged.
I won't become an obstacle to your happiness.
I knew I will have to threaten you to make you listen to me.
You never listen when I ask nicely.
Darling, ask your mom to fix an auspicious day for the wedding.
And an auspicious time for our first night too.
Bye.
Buddy, you are a lucky man. Enjoy...
Darn!
I got it.
The month of 'Maagha,' 20th, 9:10 is an auspicious time.
Let's finalize this time for the wedding.
There's an auspicious time at 2:30 am that same night.
That will be perfect for your first night. Okay?
Hey! - There are no good dates before that.
Look, we don't have much time.
We can ask our friends to help with the arrangements.
Come on. - Wait a minute.
You promised you will make Aishwarya fall for me...
...but instead tied me up with that devil Kaushalya.
She's torturing me to marry her. What do I do?
What's wrong with her? She is a bubbly girl.
If you take her on your bike and ride on a bumpy road...
...she'll become thin. - Don't irritate me.
If Good Knight mats finish when we are asleep...
...we immediately light up a mosquito coil. It's the same.
You've lost Aishwarya but found Kaushalya.
Marry Kaushalya and become the MD for Ambujam Pickles.
You are a very lucky man. Ask me why.
Why? - You never have to buy pickle again.
If you want pickle, make Kaushalya your second wife.
Don't say that. She is your girlfriend after all.
Don't call her my girlfriend.
I'm telling you. I don't want Aishwarya or Kaushalya.
I will remain a bachelor and your friend.
For me.
Get lost! I said get lost!
I got a facial done so that my wife can kiss me...
...but instead this fellow kissed me.
I have to do something about it.
Did you ask your girlfriend to come alone?
Yes. Just her.
Don't call her my girlfriend. I'll get a heart attack.
Okay, don't get upset.
Go inside, fall at her feet and shed so many tears...
...that kids should be able to leave paper boats in the stream.
Your apology to her should be so touching.
What if I don't feel like crying?
Imagine that she's coming with a glass of milk on your first night.
Do you feel like crying now? Go in with the same feeling.
Why did you come back so soon?
Kaushalya! - What's wrong?
Did she forget to apply makeup? - Kaushalya! Kaushalya!
Why are you shouting like a vendor on the street?
You are useless. Come with me.
Hi, Abhimanyu!
Hi, son in law! - Buddy, run! Come on! Hurry up!
Hop on. Hop on. Hurry up.
Start the bike. Hurry up.
Go faster.
I'm sure you came to meet Kaushalya alone.
Now you are trying to escape after seeing the whole family.
Not at all. I just remembered something important.
I know you won't come if I ask nicely.
He took our keys away like a policeman. Who is he?
Did they order all this food?
Or did they pick it up from the trash can?
How can they be so messy?
I'm Padmanabham. Everyone knows me as...
...Point To Point Padmanabham.
Do you work as a conductor in a Point To Point bus?
No, I talk in points. So people lovingly call me PP.
It would have been perfect if they called you VP.
He's being sarcastic. - He's being agreeable.
This is my wife Ambujam Padmanabham.
Ambujam Pickles company proprietor.
Ambujam Pickles? Never heard of it.
Do they sell them on carts on the streets?
No, no, no. We target the big corporate companies.
He's my son Ashwin... - You'll crumple the shirt.
Okay, okay. - He's a software consultant.
He'll go to America in six months. - Hi to two persons!
Hi. - He looks like 5 persons in one.
Why is he addressing us as two persons?
She's Kaushalya Padmanabham. - Hello!
But very soon she'll be Kaushalya Abhimanyu.
I don't like beating around the bush.
Then stand up on the stool and talk.
It's not funny.
That's okay, I know you are irritated. That's enough.
Coming to the point.
Son, your family should come to my house for breakfast...
...to see my daughter. We can all eat together...
...and finalize a date for your engagement.
We will come to your house for lunch and eat lunch.
Then we can fix the wedding date.
After that both families can go to dinner and eat more.
We can fix an auspicious time for the first night.
We'll take your leave now. - Dad!
Son, a small obligation.
Is the food stuck in your throat? Do we need to push it down?
We can take care of that. We just had some light snacks.
You can pay the bill. Don't be so shocked, son.
We're going to be one family.
Bye, darling.
Ambujam Pickles. Don't forget.
What's that? Looks like it will never end.
What do we do now? - Hi, darling!
20th of the month 'Maagha' is very auspicious.
We can get married at 9:10.
And that same night 2:30 am is very auspicious.
It will be perfect for our first night. What do you say?
Wait a minute.
Why do you always lick his cheek like a puppy?
Did you forget? Whatsapp image.
Suicide drama. Supreme Court.
Okay, go lick him.
You are dead.
"You asked for it, now bear it."
"Come here."
"You asked for it, now bear it."
"I'll dance with energy and sing sweetly. Come."
"What do you think I'm here for?"
"To teach you a lesson. Come on."
Why are you screaming like that? This is a hospital.
Buddy, we are hiding here in the hospital...
...with an oxygen mask and a saline bottle.
You think this plan will work?
No matter where you hide in this city...
...that pickle family will find out and lock you up in a bottle.
After prison, this is the safest place for us.
We are in a safe zone.
If we don't go there, will they come searching for us?
I informed them that as soon as you saw Kaushalya...
...you became sick and it will take 6 months for you to get well.
Can I trust you?
Obviously. There family is an orthodox family.
Even if you sneeze, they view it as inauspicious.
Now they know that you are in the hospital...
...so they won't see your face again. - Abhimanyu sir!
Hello, sir!
Aishwarya, please come. Sit down.
You might throw a welcome party for her if I let you.
She didn't come here for you. Please don't disturb us. Go away.
Come here. All of you come here.
Visit your son in law.
Move aside. Abhi!
Don't pull his pants. Leave him alone.
Mr. PP and family. If you are bored, go to...
...Kanaka Mahalaxmi Temple and eat God's offerings.
Go to Jagadamba Junction and eat some snacks.
Then go home. Don't disturb the patient.
We've traveled so far, how can we leave...
...without talking to our son in law?
Since you've come so far, get a urine test done.
Hello! Stop it! Don't talk too much.
We didn't come to disturb the patient.
We came in the visiting hours to discuss the wedding...
...and decide a date.
Am I right, PP uncle? - You are right, Aishu.
Don't laugh so much, you might puke.
Ever since you spoke about the wedding...
...my friend has become very ill. That's a bad omen.
Bad omen? - PP uncle, don't worry.
Don't listen to them.
It's not a bad omen, so don't cancel the wedding.
Your son in law is fine. He's very healthy and strong.
I know it. He has love fever.
If we get them married and sent him to their honeymoon...
...he'll be perfectly fine.
Oh God!
Kaushu! You've finally used me to support your love.
Don't be sad, Aishu. You are an average looking girl too.
You'll find a good husband very soon.
Hello! What's going on here?
Don't talk among yourselves like judges on a game show.
I'm going to tell you all some news that will shock you.
Aasu, no! - Don't stop me.
My friend Abhimanyu has diabetes.
Welcome to Diabetes Family.
All of us have diabetes in our family.
We don't view diabetes as a disease, it's a fashion trend.
What's wrong with them?
Why are they proud of having diabetes?
Son in law! Get discharged from the hospital.
Then I'll discharge you from your bachelor life.
Kaushu!
Here comes the puppy. Be careful with your cheeks.
Oh God!
Bye, darling!
Let's go.
They have no shame at all.
How are you, Shah Rukh Khan?
You never expected this twist, right?
How is it? You fell in the hole that you dug for me.
This is not just a hole, it is a mire. You can't escape. Bye.
Mr. Salman Khan. Take care of your Shah Rukh Khan.
Bye.
Buddy... - You want beer, right? I'll buy.
If you show water to a buffalo it drinks to its fill and...
...moves aside to give way to the next buffalo.
You are not letting me drink a single drop.
Remember one thing, buddy. After you are high...
...every drop of beer you drink belongs to another man.
Give it to me.
I'm really angry about that baby elephant's kiss.
If you talk too much...
I'll tell you something if you promise not to bark.
What is it?
Kaushalya fell for you just a couple of days ago.
She's showering you with so many kisses.
And you've been in love with Aishwarya for six months.
Why can't you go and steal a lip to lip kiss from her?
She doesn't love me.
See, if you make someone jealous and evoke love in them...
...that's Stage 1 of inspiring love.
But if you kiss that person and evoke love...
...that's Stage 2 of inspiring love.
Will you go to Stage 2 or...
...climb the stage to marry Kaushalya?
No, Stage 2. Stage 2. Stage 2. - Okay, now drink.
Enjoy!
Brother! - Yes, sir?
Wait here. I'll give her a kiss and come back.
He makes it sound so easy. Will he come back alive?
Buddy, I'm standing before her gate.
Do you want me to jump the wall and go inside?
You didn't go there to steal something.
That's your in-laws' house. Go through the gate.
I can, but if the watchman catches me...
...he'll send me to prison.
Night watchmen are never awake at night. Just go.
Okay, buddy.
"Do you hate kisses? Don't you want to kiss me?"
Aishwarya Balki! Aishwarya Balki!
Aishu darling! Balki darling!
Somebody open the door!
Buddy, there's nobody at home. What do I do?
What day it is? - Saturday.
Maybe they went to Tirupati. Come back.
What nonsense? No way. I have to kiss her.
I won't come home without kissing her.
If you insist on staying there I might never see you again.
Hey... Darn!
I wonder where she is.
'It sounds like her voice.'
What is she doing on the terrace at this hour?
Darling! Darling!
Darling!
Why did you come here at this time?
How did you come inside? Security! Security!
Stop shouting Security! Security!
Even I can't hear your voice properly.
He is happily sleeping with a full stomach. How will he hear it?
Why did you come here?
I dried some clothes on the terrace. I came to take them.
I came to give you a lip to lip kiss.
But after seeing your face I don't want to kiss you.
I'm getting very angry. So I'm going to curse you.
I fell into a well for loving you.
But you'll get stuck in mire for not loving me.
This is the curse of a righteous man Abhimanyu!
Here you go!
Oh God!
Why are you crying? I didn't do anything.
My beer. My beer. Security! Security! Security!
I should cry for losing a beer that cost me 150 rupees.
Why are you crying?
I did a mistake, Abhimanyu. I did a mistake.
What? You made a mistake?
Not that mistake. Abhi, when I brought Kaushalya's family...
...to the hospital, I made fun of you like a wicked girl, right?
Yes. - Do you know what happened after that?
I finalized auspicious times...
...for both the engagement and wedding.
Point to Point Padmanabham gets everything done.
I wanted to get my son and daughter married...
...in the same venue on the same date.
So we came to ask for your girl's hand for our son.
We discussed all the details. We approve the match.
I agreed to it because of my trust in you. Look.
You always call me PP uncle very affectionately.
So I decided that you will be my daughter in law.
I told you that you will find a good husband...
...and now you are marrying my brother.
Aish, give me your passport details.
I should submit them to my company and apply for visa.
Because if we go to Niagara Falls for our honeymoon...
...click a selfie and post it on Facebook...
...we'll get so many likes that it will be like a tsunami.
Actually I... I...
Don't be shy. Tell her. Tell her.
Will you tell her or should I tell her?
Dad, control.
Aish, I love you. I love you so much.
You fell in the hole that you dug for me, Aishwarya.
I'm angry that I'm going to be a part of that pickle family.
Do you have to laugh at me and rub salt in it?
Okay, I won't tease you. You don't like Ashwin.
If you like somebody else, you can tell your dad and...
...get that match cancelled.
I don't need my dad to cancel it, I can cancel it myself.
That's not a problem. But that milk can Ashwin...
...proposed to me, do you think I've become so cheap?
No, that's not true.
That pudding fellow. - Okay.
My blood boils in anger when I think of him.
If I ever get my hands on that pickle family...
Look, Aishwarya, I don't know if you love me or not.
But I've sincerely loved you from a long time.
If you say yes, I will skin that pickle family alive...
Yes.
Come on. - Are you ready?
Abhi, you came to solve my problem.
I came to solve your problem. But what is he doing here?
Don't say that, darling.
Aasu is like a special force in playing tricks.
He is super fast with counters and comebacks.
He doesn't get tired. He is a super hero.
You are a hero in coming up with counters?
Yes. - But you don't look like that.
She looks like a white cat that woke up from sleep...
...and she doubts my talent.
What are you murmuring? - Nothing.
You look like somebody put a dress on a pole...
...and you dare to make fun of me.
Good one. Good one.
It was a good one, that's why.
What? Will you throw punch dialogues at me?
No. Is it okay if I throw punch dialogues in this style?
Okay, okay. Not bad.
Shall we go, black monkey? - Sure, white monkey?
Who is it? - You'll know if you come out.
Darn! Why do you disturb people at night...
Why do you look stunned as if I put a nail in your tongue?
What are you doing inside?
What will I do? I'm making pickles.
Oh I see. Looks like you are doing a good job.
What is this? Move aside.
Captain first.
Start the attack. You all are dead. - Son in law!
My dad is the only man in the house.
So don't make a scene when there is only one man in the house.
You won't even fit in an auto if you have to go somewhere.
Who are you? - I'm the little one.
Little one? - Mom!
If you are a little one, play with toys.
Why do you want to marry a beauty like me?
Darling! Darling, calm down! Be patient.
We'll distribute them among ourselves and torture them.
Buddy, start.
Aishwarya gets Ashwin.
Come on.
Abhimanyu gets Kaushalya.
Come with me.
I'll come with you.
You look like a sacrificial goat.
You are dead. - What about me?
They are not going to give us sweets. Go inside.
You can sit on the side and tell me the score.
Shore? Why go to the shore now?
Oh no! Abhimanyu, mom's ears are not working.
She uses them for earrings only.
Come with me.
How dare you...
I like talk like a chatterbox. So you are wondering...
...who named me Point To Point Padmanabham. Right?
Your face...
If a man who eats pickle with rice can be so proud...
...a man who eats pickle with alcohol can be more proud. Right?
Your mouth...
If a man who eats cold rice can be so cunning...
...a man who eats sweet rice can be more cunning. Right?
Do one thing. Buy a 40 pages notebook.
Write disgusting things about yourself and your family.
Insult yourselves and spit on your own faces.
10 more?
Buddy...
Bloated sour bun! It will take three days for you to...
...bend and draw a design on the ground.
You want my friend as your husband?
Buddy, use more force.
Okay, watch me.
Your face is like a pumpkin that's placed to ward off evil eyes.
Did your mom give birth to you...
...or did she steal you from a zoo?
Buddy, no.
Special force! Come on. - Okay.
You look like hippopotamus's half brother!
How dare you want to marry this beautiful lady?
Special force! That wasn't very forceful.
What happened to him? His words lack force.
Look at his pose. He is like Bakasura's brother in law.
If a man likes you steps into Combodia...
...people there will die of food shortages.
Not enough force. - Let me finish before you interrupt.
If this isn't enough, pour some petrol and burn them.
Hey, no. - Why are you leaving me alone here?
What do you mean there's not enough force?
Then you do it. Or ask your girl to do it.
Why are you two attacking me? - What do you mean? I can't roast them?
Calm down. Listen to me.
He doesn't know to click a selfie but he sells 'Kulfi.'
Your guy said that. Are you done? Now your turn.
If a man who eats pickle with rice can be so proud...
...a man who eats pickle with alcohol can be...
Don't copy his words. He said that just now.
I'm not Aasu to come up with new comebacks.
That's it. Remember that.
One day. Just one day, take my place. Be Aasu.
You'll know how many punch dialogues, experiments...
...reactions, timing, rhyming it takes to be me.
Every second I'm sitting on a live bomb.
Excuse me.
No matter how much you discuss about it...
...it's not possible to cancel these two weddings.
Drink our coffee and then continue your torture.
Did you hear that? He's offering me coffee and company.
I've never seen a dirtier and more disgusting family.
If I stay here another minute I'll be disgraced.
I'm helpless. So, is this filter coffee?
Aasu! Keep that down! I said keep that down!
Abhi, go there. - Why?
Go there. - Okay.
PP uncle!
Now watch how I'll cancel these two weddings.
I love this idiot! I love this lovable idiot!
The weddings are cancelled!
Start music!
"Subscriber not reachable at the moment."
"I'm very busy."
"Why do you escape when I invite you to Skype?"
"I'm very busy."
"I don't have time to login to Facebook."
"I can't waste time chatting in Whatsapp."
"Why do you want to disturb a full-time lover boy?"
"Subscriber not reachable at the moment."
"I'm very busy."
"Why do you escape when I invite you to Skype?"
"I'm very busy."
"I have some important work."
"You can run away, I'll get you back."
"I just love you so, I can't let you go."
"No, no, I'm busy."
"Will you listen to what I say or just ignore me?"
"Do you understand me, or do you pretend not to?"
"This is the problem with English people."
"It's a totally different matter."
"I can't sleep at night without dreaming about you."
"You've imprisoned me in your embrace."
"I'm very busy."
"You've given me a big high without strong beer."
"Your beauty is like a colorful rainbow."
"I'm very busy."
"I'll ration my kisses to you."
"I'll lock you up if you ever get bored."
"Build a prison for me in your heart."
"Baby, Oh baby, I'll happily live there."
"Subscriber not reachable at the moment."
"I'm very busy."
"Why do you escape when I invite you to Skype?"
"I'm very busy."
"Busy, busy, busy."
"Look at me, hear me out."
"Handsome thief who steals the hearts."
"Enjoy the taste of my lips day and night."
"Are you a magic spell?"
"What!"
"Are you the pleasure my body wants?"
"Hit me with your shoe if I understand a single word."
"I won't have any friend or go to any parties."
"I'll become your Hutch puppy and stay with you."
"I'm very busy."
"Without using a bull-dozer or a wrecking ball..."
"...you've plundered my heart and soul."
"I'm very busy." - "Hello!"
"I'm very busy." - "You are acting too much."
"Let's go on a tour."
"You've shown me your love with a lip to lip kiss."
"Tie a wedding chain in my neck."
"Baby, Oh baby, I'll be yours forever."
"Subscriber not reachable at the moment."
"I'm very busy."
"Why do you escape when I invite you to Skype?"
"I'm very busy."
"I don't have time to login to Facebook."
"I can't waste time chatting in Whatsapp."
"Why do you want to disturb a full-time lover boy?"
"I'm very busy." - "I have some important work."
"I'm very busy."
- "Busy me."
"I'm very busy."
"I'm very happy."
Buddy, the protest that we two started...
...has gained 150 supporters today.
But not a single policeman, a newspaper...
...a satellite channel or a local channel has come to talk to us.
I feel that they are viewing us as clowns in a circus.
I feel the same.
Shall we all drink lemon juice and go home?
Why are you in a hurry to go home...
...as if you left your baby at home?
Look, our protest is a matter of pride for our state.
We need patience. I feel that some big power...
...will take our protest to new heights.
You both will always have Shakeela's support.
I told you some great power will take us to new heights.
But who is she?
How many times will you ask that same question?
She's the president of Indian Men's Welfare Association.
Shakeela Chechi.
If a man is in danger, she immediately comes to help.
We don't have a shawl to honor her.
If you give her a shawl, she will abuse you.
She doesn't like such things.
Should we give her the flower bouquets?
They smell of stale 'Biryani.'
Madam! - Hmm?
I have nothing to give you.
Oh, it's okay. I'll give you something.
I don't have anything too.
Oh, I'll give you something too.
Happy now?
Look, shawls and bouquets are not important for me.
You stood up after seeing me, that honor is enough for me.
In the morning they behaved as if they are in a funeral home.
Now they are jumping as if they got jobs in Saudi Arabia.
Enough now.
Chechi, please sit.
When our lovers association was feeling low...
...she came to cheer us up! Long live, Chechi!
Chechi, you don't realize how powerful you are.
I lay my head on the ground you walk on.
I pour honey and lick the ground you walk on.
So sweet.
The ground you walk on... - The ground you walk on...
Look, don't praise me so much. I don't like flattery.
Sorry madam.
Madam! Madam, please!
Madam! Please, madam!
We've been sitting here till our lips became parched.
But nobody came to see us.
But now the whole state's media is before us.
That's Chechi's power.
Chechi, tell the world what our association demands.
Please. - Sure, definitely.
Yes! - Hello!
Madam, why are you...
Why am I taking part in this hunger strike? Right?
Yes. - Who else will come to help men if not me?
Sir, the hunger strike is a big hit.
All the media is here, sir. Two patrol jeeps are here too.
What are you talking about? - One more important thing.
Shakeela madam has come down from Kerala...
...to show her support to this protest.
Hello? Hello! Sir?
I'm giving a public warning to all girls through the media.
Apologize to them and accept them.
Otherwise I'll turn into Indian Chechi like Indian Grandpa...
...and teach you a lesson. - Madam, give us a pose.
This protest has gained so much momentum that...
...Shakeela Chechi has given a public warning.
But why did Abhimanyu and Aasu start this protest?
Let's see.
Listen, Abhi. I need to discuss something important.
Tell me, darling. - Your friend Aasu...
It's him. He will have a long life.
Yes, buddy.
Looks like you are busy in the coffee shop.
Yes. - I'm coming for the interview.
On the way. - Oh.
Until then enjoy coffee with your future wife.
What were you saying about Aasu?
I don't like your close friend Aasu. I don't know why.
It was okay till now, but after marriage...
...please maintain distance from him. That's all.
Aishwarya, I didn't like him in the beginning too.
But slowly I started liking him.
Believe me. You will slowly start liking him too.
I'm serious here, don't make this a joke. I'm going.
Aishwarya, Aasu wants to talk to you.
He'll be here in two minutes. Please.
Please...
Thank God!
What is this twist? Instead of being content with...
Here he comes. - ...flying kisses, Virat Kohli got married to Anushka.
If he acts selfishly, fans like me... - She's here.
What about us? Yes. I'll call you later. Bye.
Have you been waiting for long?
We've been waiting for ten minutes.
You have to wait for me even if it takes ten hours.
Because I'm a very important part of his life.
Should I order something for you?
Are you trying to bribe me?
I won't eat anything until the interview is done.
Are you ready for the interview?
Interview? - Yes.
Abhimanyu, what is going on here?
Nothing. He just wants to ask you a few questions.
He's calling that an interview.
You know he's a funny guy. - Shall we start?
Hurry up. Do it fast. I don't have time.
Question No. 1.
Buddy, take it easy on her.
You were adamant that you don't like Abhimanyu...
...but suddenly after having a beer you said you like him.
So what's the guarantee that you won't dislike him again...
...after having another beer?
Is there some conspiracy behind this?
Conspiracy?
What do you mean by that? - Conspiracy means...
I know.
I said I don't like because I didn't like him then.
Now I like him so I'm saying that I like him.
That's it. And one more thing.
I'll drink beer, vodka, gin or whatever I want.
That's my personal matter. You don't comment about it.
You can drink country liquor, toddy or pesticide.
I don't care.
Question No. 2
If you don't like Abhimanyu after marriage...
...will you divorce him?
That depends on your friend's behavior.
I knew it. They take divorce very lightly these days.
Next. - Question No. 3.
If you don't get along with his mother...
...will you demand to live in a separate house?
That depends on his mother's behavior.
Cunning girls like you always plan to live separately...
...as soon as you get married.
Calm down. - Next.
Where will you get married, who will you invite...
...whose names will be in the wedding invites...
...what's the budget for all the silk sarees...
...what should you serve in the wedding feast...
...which priest should perform the ceremony...
...how many flowers will you need for the first night...
...where should you go to the honeymoon...
...all these things should be discussed with me first.
Because I'm a very important part of his life.
Are you okay with all this?
Not okay. Not okay.
I don't have to inform you about anything in my life.
Because this is our personal matter.
And if you ask anything else in the name of interview...
That's it. It's done. It's done.
You got 5 out of 100. You failed.
I gave those 5 marks for his face.
If he was facing the other side, I would've given you a zero.
What is this? Aishwarya, cool down.
Why is she still sitting here?
Does she plan to bribe me into giving her good marks?
Send her away. - Aishwarya!
What the hell! I don't need to talk to you!
Abhimanyu, ask him to leave immediately.
Otherwise I'll forget that this is a public place...
...and give him a tight slap.
Aishwarya, don't make this a big issue.
Will you ask him to leave or not?
Buddy, go out and drink a cup of coffee.
Why should I go out to drink coffee? Is this a wine shop?
Oh, you are right. Aishwarya...
What? What? - Nothing.
Buddy... - What? What?
Why are you behaving like a passenger...
...who travels without a ticket and then gets caught?
Buddy, I'm doing this for your own good.
If she divorces you, you will come crying to me.
Where should I find another girl for you?
Madam, will you find another girl for him?
Hey!
Aasu, go out.
"God gave us one street."
My name is Aasu, right?
Since you've been calling me Buddy from childhood...
...I forgot my name.
What is our final say?
You and I can no longer be friends. Get out.
Can you repeat it one more time?
You and I can no longer be friends.
Will you leave or should I call the security to throw you out?
I thought love is blind.
But now I've understood that friendship is also blind.
"God gave us one street."
"It doesn't matter where we live or if we have a house."
"What kind of selfishness is this? What is God's will?"
Oh dear! Leave me alone. Have you gone crazy?
I'm not crazy. I'm filled with lust.
Our bed has been on bed-rest till now.
But it will have to work day and night from now on.
What are you talking about?
Just as you wished, Abhimanyu and I are not friends anymore.
You broke your friendship with Abhimanyu? No chance.
I forced Abhimanyu to break my friendship.
I can't believe it. - I know you won't believe me.
Can you say that one more time?
You and I can no longer be friends.
Will you leave or should I call the security to throw you out?
Abhimanyu won't come to meet me ever again.
He will never step into our house again.
He wouldn't want to see my face again.
I swear on our future son.
Oh dear! You are swearing on our future son?
I'm so happy today. I don't know what to do.
You don't have to do anything, I'll do everything.
Put me down. I'll have a catch.
I don't care if you have a catch.
You can't escape from me. - What?
You are losing respect for me.
When Aasu is in the mood, there's no talking, girl.
What are you planning to do? Tell me.
No!
Come here. - Just a minute.
What?
Will you do something if I ask you to do?
What is that? Just ask, I'll do anything for you.
Will you change AAAA Mobiles to Seema Mobiles?
You will definitely change it.
Buddy!
I thought you'll be upset that I broke my friendship with you.
Oh God! - But you are kissing your wife without even closing the door.
You said you can no longer be friends with me...
...in front of your girlfriend. Why did you come again?
Get out! - You can scold me as much as you want.
You have that right. Because you are my friend.
I didn't want you to get slapped by a girl in a public place.
So even though it pained me to do so...
...I told you that we can't be friends anymore.
But no woman can break our friendship.
What did you tell me earlier? Did you lie to me?
Did you lie to me? Did you lie to me? - Sister!
Leave me! Did you lie to me? - Calm down, sister.
Shut up! - Why are you hitting him?
You think he has no one? I'm here for him.
We are having these problems because of you.
Darling, no. - Don't stop me.
You are responsible for our fights. - Me?
Yes. You broke the cot on our wedding night...
...and laughed about it in the hospital.
I told him that day that I will stay married to him...
...if he breaks his friendship with you.
It's been six months. Today he told me happily...
...that he broke his friendship with you.
I thought I can happily live with my husband.
But you came back to create problems in our marriage.
I'm so angry that I feel like slapping you.
But I can't slap you. That's why I hit him.
Don't you know where to lie?
You swore on our future son and lied to me...
But... - I can't live with you anymore.
Darling, where are you going? - Let go off my hand.
Enough. I've had enough with you.
Go live with your friend. I'm not your wife anymore.
I'm leaving. - Darling... Hey... Hey... Listen...
Darling...
I won't tolerate it if you call me darling again.
Hey... Wait...
Buddy, why didn't you tell me that there were...
...so many problems between you two?
What should I tell you? What do I tell you?
That my wife won't sleep with me if I don't cut you out?
How can I say that? Couldn't you figure it out?
I couldn't.
Because I lost my father when I was a kid.
Mom used to leave me here when going to work.
I've grown up with you. That's why I couldn't figure it out.
But you knew everything. If you had told me...
...what's happening, I would have left you alone.
How can I say that to you?
Hello, darling. Tell me.
If you try to come to my house, you will see me dead.
Hey... Hello! Hello... Darling...
It's okay, buddy. We'll go to her house and convince her.
Why? Do you want me to see my wife hanging herself?
Why are you talking like that? - Buddy, please listen to me.
The situation is bad. Let's break our friendship
Please don't come here again. Go away.
Buddy, wait.
"Who is a friend? Who is a friend?"
"You are my friend. You are..."
Go away. Go away. Go on.
You still came.
What? You want a drink? I have no drinks. Go away.
No, I didn't come for a drink. Abhimanyu...
So you are carrier pigeon?
Why did you take the stairs instead of flying?
He is a fool.
He is not a fool. He is a very cunning fellow.
He separated me from my wife.
You wouldn't say that if you know what happened.
What would I say? Would I talk in Tamil?
Remember one thing. I swear on the six beers I drank.
He'll never get married. Even if he gets married...
...as soon as he enters his room on his wedding night...
...the bulbs will go out.
This is the curse of a married celibate Aasu.
Your curse is already fulfilled.
You went to the coffee shop to interview her, right?
Yes. - Do you know what happened there?
Aishwarya, Aasu and I have been best friends from childhood.
He loves me a lot. That's why he spoke to you like that.
If you didn't like it, you could have told him nicely.
Aasu brother, I don't like what you are saying. I'm getting angry.
He's like your older brother, baby.
When we have kids in the future...
...we should make them sit in his lap while shaving their hair.
Why should I make my kids sit in his lap?
Who is he to me? You are crossing your limits.
I don't like Aasu.
Will you break your friendship with him or not?
Okay, okay. I don't like your father at all.
You leave your father and I'll leave my friend. Okay?
You want me to leave my father?
My father worked hard to give me a good education...
...and a good lifestyle. How can you ask me to leave him?
What did he do to you?
You are angry, right? You feel like crying, don't you?
I'm feeling the same. I love my friend...
...as much as you love your father.
Now listen to me. My friend will be with me my whole life.
If you can adjust with that, stay with me...
...or go your way. It is your choice.
I can't live like that.
Get lost!
He sacrificed his love for me...
He loves me so much.
He compared me to his dad...
Where is he? - In the bar.
"Who cares about bonds and relatives?"
"I won't be sad even if I don't have food."
"I have a friend who loves me and supports me..."
Friendship my foot!
It's broken, right?
Where is it coming from? - "Who cares about bonds..."
"...and relatives?"
"I won't be sad even if I don't have food."
"I have a friend who loves me and supports me..."
"...I don't any other relatives."
"The heart is mine, but the breath is his."
"I'll give my life for my friend."
"The food that my friend gives me..."
Gautam! He told me not to show my face again.
Why did he come here now? What should I do? Tell me.
No need to create a scene. It doesn't suit you.
That's right.
When you left your love for me...
...like you would leave a broken slipper on the road...
...I decided that our friendship is the only important thing.
Everything else has no value. - Aasu.
Abhimanyu.
Aasu. - Abhimanyu.
Buddy, how do you know that I left my love?
Here, this black pigeon told me.
Gautam, why did you tell him everything?
Hey, you woke me up in the middle of the night...
...to tell him the truth and unite you.
Why are you acting innocent?
Your phone is ringing. Answer it.
Buddy, will you have a beer?
Oh God, my wife! Buddy, it's my wife.
Your wife, right? Talk to her.
Talk to her. - I lied to her.
Talk to her.
Hello! Where are you? - Darling, wait a minute.
Sister, is my friend Aasu out of danger now?
Please give me an answer, sister.
Yes, but now...
Yes, he's alright. He is out of danger.
Thank you, sister.
Aasu was in a drunk driving accident, he broke his head.
The whole hospital was in a shock.
Since I brought him on time, he's out of danger.
What are you talking? Come home immediately.
I'm on my way. I'll be there in half an hour.
Are you happy now?
My work is done. I'm going.
Wait. You are talking as if you are a delivery man.
Let's have some beers.
You want me to drink and go home...
...so that I'll go around courts all my life, right?
What rubbish! - Keep your friendship with you.
Hey, wait.
Do you call this a life? Darn!
Buddy, what did you say? Do you call this a life?
This is what happens to life when a girl enters it.
Did we ever ask girls to break their friendships?
But girls are always asking us to break our friendships...
...and stay away from friends, saying...
... I don't like him...
...I don't like the way he talks and so on.
That's in their nature, buddy. We can't do anything.
How can you say that?
Buddy, this is not just you and me.
Every guy in our state faces this problem.
We need to stop this. What should we do?
Do something. Do something.
I will. You'll see.
When a person changes his personal problem...
...into a national problem, a revolution starts.
An association takes birth and a leader is born.
What are you talking about?
Association Of Boyfriends Ditched By Girlfriends.
You are the president and I'm the secretary.
We'll form an association that protests against...
...girlfriends who leave their boyfriends for silly reasons...
...and we will go on a hunger strike.
Where? - Beach Road.
When? - Tomorrow.
Aasu. - Abhimanyu.
With the support of Shakeela Chechi...
...who is the President of the Men's Welfare Association...
...we have new blood flowing in our veins.
Now we have the emotional courage to...
...throw away all the problems created by our girlfriends...
...in the sea behind us.
If anyone wants to praise the president and the secretary...
...they can come here and do so. - Please come.
I want to say something. You both should rot in hell.
Shut up!
You shouldn't be here.
If your wife finds out, you'll be in trouble.
This event is being covered live.
I'm here because she already knows.
So you are getting divorced too? - Almost.
That night I came to the bar to unite you.
She found out about it and left for her parents' house.
I'll tell you one thing. You will rot in hell.
You should have cursed us when we were happy.
But now we are already sad. So, be happy.
Welcome Mr. Gautam with applause...
...for agreeing to be the treasurer of our association.
Come on. Come, have a seat.
Have a seat, sir.
Sir! What message do you want to give the society...
...through your association?
In this world... - Madam!
Yes, sir. - It is difficult to drive a bike in this city without...
...meeting with an accident.
But it is even more difficult to maintain a wife. Moreover...
We just gave you the post 10 minutes ago.
So don't talk rubbish without our permission.
Why do you think we have a president?
You talk, sir. - Yes, sir.
In this world, every second, 176,710 boys...
...are being ditched by their girlfriends.
The total number of guys in India is 10,410.
Among them, 2,448 guys are from Andhra
...and 1,100 guys are from our very own Vizag.
All the girls who've ditched us should realize their mistake...
...apologize to us and accept us back.
We will continue to fight until that happens.
When your mom asked you to bring something from the shop...
...you used to repeat that word all the way to remember it.
How did you give that speech without stuttering?
Who knows? In order to be the president...
...of an association I need to talk fluently.
I'm not just Abhimanyu from now on. This fight won't stop.
Applause!
Your boyfriend Abhimanyu is on a hunger strike...
...on Beach Road saying that you did a mistake by leaving him.
What do you say to that?
He is the one who made a mistake, not me.
He and his friends don't have any work.
They will pack their bags and go home when they feel hunger.
I have nothing to say about it. Thank you.
Why are they acting as if they are on a hunger strike...
...for the welfare or our country?
Please don't show them on TV and make them famous.
Assistant Commissioner Mr. Vishal is coming her.
Pack your bags immediately and vacate this spot.
Did we come here to wash clothes on the beach?
Go away.
You don't know him. - Go away.
Sir! They are refusing to leave.
Who is he, buddy? Why are they so scared?
The man who goes to CD shops and finds fake CDs.
Move aside! Get back! Get back!
Sir, please, sir! Please, sir!
Hello!
What is he searching for?
He is so tall that he can see from a distance.
What is he searching for?
Listen! - Hello, sir! Our problem...
Where is Shakeela? - She left long back, sir.
What? She left? Why didn't you tell me before?
Sir... - Why did you call me here?
This protest... - Forget about the protest.
I'm a big fan of Shakeela ever since I was a little kid.
I've seen Shakeela in papers, posters and movies...
...even in my dreams... - Oh God!
Even policemen like us have desires.
You are right, sir. - Darn!
Everyone knows that there is a lot of power...
...in a policeman's kick. But it is a government vehicle...
No, Rammurthy... - Sir?
Are you mocking me? - No, sir.
Assistant Commissioner! Down, down!
I'm already upset and they are irritating me. Idiots...
Assistant Commissioner! Down, down!
I'm already very upset that I didn't get to see Shakeela.
What? - Runaway before I count 3.
Otherwise I will break your legs.
One. Two. Three.
Do you three need a special warning?
Yes, we need a special warning. - Oh I see.
Put them in the vehicle and bring the black bag.
Black bag?
Bag? Is he the Commissioner or a carpenter?
Encounter.
Sir, we'll be in trouble if the superiors find out.
They won't find out. It won't reach them.
Come on. - Sir, don't touch our president.
Then you come. - Sir! Sir!
If he is the president, what is your post?
Sir! Sir! - Everyone is a thief. Come on.
President, call the High Command.
High Command? - Shakeela Chechi.
Get in. - Sir, I'll come too. Let me get in.
Come on, get in. - Move inside.
Sir, just a minute. If you want to shoot, kill him first.
Why? - We both are already married, sir.
So we are already living like dead bodies.
But he is happily unmarried. So kill him first.
Yay! Jhonny! Jhonny!
We thought you brought us here to kill us.
We didn't expect that you'll be drinking with us.
What should I do? When I drink at home...
...my wife asks me to go out.
When I drink outside, people keep saying...
...that Assistant Commissioner is a drunkard.
Where should I drink?
That's why I chose this place away from the city.
Side dish.
What is your problem... - Actually sir...
Somebody is thinking of you. That's why this is happening.
My wife.
Hello! Hello! - Yes, Laxmi.
Where are you?
In a meeting. I'll be a little late.
Are you meeting friends?
No. I promised you that I won't meet my friends.
Can I trust you?
Of course, darling. - Okay, come home soon.
Okay. Laxmi...
What? - I love you.
Okay.
Sir, is your wife's name Laxmi?
You idiot! Don't ask such questions.
Don't you know how to talk to an officer?
Sir, what is your wife's name? Dash Laxmi or Laxmi dash?
Sir, I was just joking. Joking.
Sir, we are doing the hunger strike at a different place tomorrow.
Can you take off from work and come there?
Meetings, fighting or hunger strikes won't solve your problem.
Because this is the design of nature.
Nobody can change it.
We didn't understand, sir. - How should I explain...
What is this? - Friend to a friend and foe to a foe.
Beer, sir. - What do you mix with it?
We shouldn't mix it with anything, sir.
You should drink it as it is. - What is this?
Brandy, sir. - What do you mix with it?
What a strange question, sir.
Water, soda, cold drinks, coconut water...
When I didn't find any water, I mixed it with soup too, sir.
It was superb.
That's all, Your Honor. Girls are like beer.
They don't mix with anything.
They are always separate. That's their nature.
Boys are like brandy. They mix with everything.
And they are always together. This is our nature.
If you understand this nature, your future will be bright.
Why are you crying? If your wife or girlfriend...
...doesn't want you to be friends, break your friendship.
Sir!
Pretend that you are breaking it.
Because life is a state and we are all actors.
Superb.
You've solved a big problem with beer and brandy.
We will erect a statue in your honor on this beach, sir.
Buddy, I'm breaking my friendship with you.
I'm breaking my friendship with you. - I'm breaking my friendship with you.
I'm breaking my friendship with you. - Mr. Commissioner!
We are breaking our friendship with you.
Break. Break. Break. Now go.
Give him the beer and pour brandy for us.
Look, it is okay to tell lies to maintain your friendship.
It's not wrong. But if you lie for everything...
...you'll be in trouble.
I won't be responsible for it. That's it.
What is this? Our first night on a mat? How?
Oh God!
So cute.
Even if there is a power cut or hail storm...
...nothing can come in the way of our first night.
"This is a special night. This is a special night."
How long will you sing?
"This is a special night."
Catch.
Sorry, I'll pick it up.
Got it.
'Oh God! Did I react too quickly?'
Let's go. - What's wrong?
The hero is drinking with his friends in this movie too.
I don't like it. - Oh dear!
He's drinking in the movie. Why get upset?
This is wrong.
Not everyone is good like you.
Now stop talking and watch the movie.
Okay, okay.
Oh God!
Yes, darling. - Where are you?
I'm out. - Are you with Aasu?
Aasu? Who? The mechanic Aasu?
Darling, baby, tell me.
Your friend Abhimanyu has dengue.
I don't care if he has dengue or something else.
I'm coming home. I want you and Chicken 65 ready.
Okay, come soon.
Don't try your tricks on me.
Yes, darling. - Where are you?
At the saloon. - Where?
The one beside your office?
I stopped going there after they named it Friends Saloon.
Idiot! Don't put the knife on my neck.
What's wrong? - Just a minute. I'll call you back.
Yes, Laxmi. - Where are you?
In a meeting. I'll be a little late.
Are you meeting friends?
No. I promised you that I won't meet my friends.
Can I trust you? - Absolutely. Trust me, Laxmi.
Okay, okay.
Laxmi... - What?
I love you. Okay.
Enjoy!